I just wanted to apologize to all of you who are reading my blog for not giving you an appropriate introduction of myself. My name is, obviously, McKenzie Nofer, no "A" with a capital "K".:) I'm 5'3" which, I guess, is short but not too short. I go to Rhodes State College majoring in Dental Hygiene and minoring in ASL. For those of you who were like me in the very beginning, ASL is basically sign language.
From the very beginning of time, well, of the time of my life that I can remember, I have always wanted to become a dental hygienist. I've had this weird and eccentric obsession of teeth for a very long while. I was the kid that always loved skipping school to talk to my dental hygienist for an hour while my mouth was wide open and she was scraping plaque off of my pearly whites. So, I decided to try and become that lady who probably thought, "If she doesn't stop talking, I'm going to jab her with this pick!". Hopefully that was just what i thought she was thinking. I really don't have much of a reason to minor in ASL. In order to be considered a full time student I had to pick something, so, ASL seemed like a super, fun class to go into and learn about. Boy, was I wrong. Not only are there only seven people in the class, but they are all a lot (and i mean a lot) older than me. There is even a couple in there that are 70! I mean, whatever floats your boat, but 70? It has been very uncomfortable for these first few weeks, so, I'm hoping it gets a little better as time goes on.
I am a romance novel guru! My favorite books are: The Host, The Twilight Saga, the Fifty Shades Trilogy, How to be Popular, and Point of No Retreat. I've read most of those books about three times. You could call it another obsession of mine. I also hate sugar. People think I'm strange but I like to think it's perfectly normal. Even though I know I'm in complete denial considering "normal" girls my age actually enjoy pigging out to ice cream and chocolate! I'll just stick to, yet another obsession of mine, PICKLES!!...Yes, I know, I'm far from normal.
I hope you enjoy my craziness that is put out for the world to see and if you want to comment, do so nicely. My roommate really doesn't want to come home to see me wrapped up in a blanket, strangling my fuzzy, pink body pillow, and crying, while i gorge myself with my massive jar of pickles.
Enjoy :)
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